Andrew's Wisdom

Reflection	Reflection on life.
Humorous	Humorous reflections on life.
Being silly	It was funny at the time
General	Everything else.

Reflection:

A nice smile is not a physical characteristic. (6/03/2007)
People who spread rumours are usually the ones with something to hide. (27/01/2006)
There is always someone older and wiser than you. (18/07/2005)
Life changes can bring both excitement and apprehension. The feeling that prevails usually depends on our attitude towards the change. (23/01/2005)
Sometimes it's best to salvage what you can - rather than risk losing everything. (16/11/2004)
"It's not what happens to us but how we deal with it that determines the person we become." - Greg McCallum. (Very wise for a 17yo!) (17/10/2004)
How we cope in a difficult situation depends more on how we react to the situation than the situation itself. (12/09/2004)
There are two sides to every story. It is always a good idea to find out both sides before passing judgement. (2/09/2004)
When things come to the crunch, you find out whether people really care about YOU - or WHAT YOU CAN OFFER. (5/08/2004)
It's sometimes hard to know where you want to be… but it can be even harder to find your way there once you know! (1/08/2004)
It is times of uncertainty that are the most traumatic. (8/07/2004)
Being positive is believing in possibility. Being realistic is when we determine whether that possibility could become a reality. (1/07/2004)

Humorous:

It's easy to be lazy in the public service - but not everyone in the public service is lazy. (14/05/2010)
The definition of wisdom: Learning not to say what you really think. (16/04/2010)
It's so much easier to say what you REALLY think on the internet! (8/03/2010)
Hard times in life serve as lessons...... I'm sick of learning!! (9/11/2004)
The Internet is the new age alternative to drugs… you can still escape reality! (28/07/2004)
The best way to avoid a label is to adopt it! (7/07/2004)

Being Silly:

I'm not lazy. I just suffer from a lack of motivation. (15/06/2010)
My New Year's Resolution is not to make any new year resolutions...... D'OH!! (31/12/2007)
If you could go back in time and change things, you wouldn't need to go back in time and change things. (15/07/2005)
Internet photos generally depict where a person's brain is located! (2/08/2004)
I need some patience and I need it NOW!! (1/08/2004)
Having to deal with Centrelink is enough incentive in itself to find a job….. quickly! (20/07/2004)
Q: Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? A: 'Cause it was a chicken! (27/06/2004)
Put an end to speed camera revenue raising!!! Stop speeding!!!! (23/06/2004)
If life's like a box of chocolates, why isn't everyone fat? (20/06/2004)

General:

"I'm sick and tired of always being sick and tired!" - Anastacia (7/08/2004)
I'm not a negative person - but life really sucks sometimes! (29/07/2004)
Someone said to me today, "A change is as good as a holiday and adversity leads to opportunity." I hope they're right! (29/06/2004)

Unless otherwise indicated, all quotes are original.

Any similarity to other known quotes or copyrighted material is purely coincidental.